They'll go quietly, officer
This little gem, from BBC News, is a few days old – but it only just popped up in a trawl through the feed reader:
Police do lottery win risk report
A police force has carried out a risk assessment in case a syndicate of its workers wins the lottery and leaves.
Thames Valley Police said many different risks that could affect the force had been assessed, including terror-related matters and power cuts.
The assessments were presented as part of a report to the Thames Valley Police Authority on Friday.
Unfortunately for the syndicate, a police spokesman said the chances of a win had been assessed as “very low”. Read full story here…